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Hairboxed 

When you’re so drunk that your night ends up with you shifting in your box of hair supplies
Dude, I got so hairboxed last night I need to buy a whole new set of hair products!
Hairboxed by Efarbs February 11, 2023

Hairbrush 

A tool used for the obvious, brushing your hair. But it doubles as a secret dildo for teenage girls that are too scared to get their hands on a sex toy. (Me included)
Last night I had a really intense orgasm with my hairbrush.

At first I started by just rubbing and teasing my overly sensitive light brown nipples, but then I started rubbing my clit along with it. Before long, my pussy was dripping wet and my fingers wouldn’t be enough anymore. So, I grabbed my hairbrush and wet it with my saliva. Then I rubbed it along my entrance, before sliding it into my tight pussy and slowly building up speed as I pounded myself while I rubbed my clit with the other hand. It wasn’t long before I climaxed and had to hold back my moans so nobody heard me. I let my pussy throb around the hairbrush for a moment before I pulled it out, my salty cum spilling out and dripping down my hole and onto my bedsheets.
Hairbrush by kitty luvr July 25, 2023
A very idiotic person who likes to suck cock.
"My friend is a hairboi!"

Hairbrush Hailey 

Hairbrush Hailey is some white girl that took a video of her sticking a hairbrush up her pussy and sent it people
Dude 1: have you seen the hairbrush Hailey video
Dude 2: did you also she her toothbrush video
Hairbrush Hailey by Dexem5563 November 30, 2023
Used to describe someone's hair which got fucked up by his barber and now it looks like it was designed for signal transmission.
"Arthur, bro, who did you like that, you look like you could HAirDrop me something"
HAirDrop by DankWIz April 11, 2025

Zebra Hairbrush 

A hairbrush that is owned by Gilas. It smells like it was the hairbrush of something dead.
Ew Gilda has a zebra hairbrush what a loser.