handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006

handism

Descrimination between the left and right hands.

Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

by LacieM September 4, 2005

Handiginity

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand

Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!

by conolangus December 6, 2010

Handiphone

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

Hanadi

A dope girl in all ways. Mysterious in a way and very worth your time. Shes also super chill.

Damn Hanadi is so awesome

by jessiea14 November 2, 2017

Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007

Handislapped

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

by Curtiss December 29, 2006