Girthing

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.

Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."

by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

girthy

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!

by Missy L November 6, 2006

gwithian

Someone that wastes his time looking up dictionary definitions all day

"Oh man, that guy just sits there doing nothing all day - such a Gwithian"

by Bob July 25, 2003

Girthsome

To be fat, ie: having an unusually broad girth.

Wow, that guy was so girthsome we had to walk singlefile in the hallway

by Ben Sobol October 30, 2008

Girth Robot

The great metal God of girth who will wash away your sins and lead you to mechanical salvation.

Girth Robot lives!

by Girth Disciple May 29, 2013

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.

She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015