mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts

When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.

by deenw September 19, 2016

jaw gymnastics

verbals for your mind yall.

rufas has been blastin yo ass wit his wicked awesome jaw gymnastics

by 5-FOX October 1, 2008

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

by Gofol December 17, 2018

BlueJay Gymnastics

To flip someone the bird/ middle finger

" I flip birds, bluejay gymnastics"

by John Fletcherman January 3, 2010

Bedroom gymnastics

To engage in sexual activity in the bedroom e.g. swinging from the chandeliers double triple somersault into the bed.

Lionel Richie "because I’m easy, easy like Sunday morning"

"Yeah I’m of round some birds house for a bit off bedroom gymnastics"

by Benj & Colesy June 21, 2007

Gymnastical

as in, to be gymnastical, full of gymasticism

Wow, Suzanne is certainly not gymnastical.

by Olivia Claire Miller the 3rd October 3, 2003

Gymnasticcy

Describing someone or something that reminds you of gymnastics.

That hot cheerleader was so gymnasticcy. All slender and fit and whatnot.

by maskedspirit February 24, 2011