The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.
Ex. 1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.
Ex. 2
Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!
Ex. 3
Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.
Ex. 2
Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!
Ex. 3
Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.
by Dipset11388 January 16, 2009
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The ability to spot and identify any gay man or woman, undercover or flaming.
The ability to spot and identify any gay man or woman, undercover or flaming.
Me: "is that one gay Jen?"
JVu: "My atl-trained gaydar tells me you are correct!"
Me: "Daaang that atl-trained gaydar never fails huh?!"
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Me: "Daaang that atl-trained gaydar never fails huh?!"
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It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.
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My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.
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