Verbal costumes you put over the word "your" when addressing a group to make up for the English language's absence of a plural form of the word.
Juan: I no like your guises language
John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
by thegreenblazer June 10, 2011
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noun
1. term to replace the commonly used word "guys" when used in any of the following situations:
- seeking agreement and/or acknowledgement after making a (bold) statement
- attempting to overcome own status of being ostracized/rejected/the third wheel
noun
1. term to replace the commonly used word "guys" when used in any of the following situations:
- seeking agreement and/or acknowledgement after making a (bold) statement
- attempting to overcome own status of being ostracized/rejected/the third wheel
1. "WAIT FOR ME GUISE!!"
2. Pfft! Talk about latent insecurities and daddy issues..! Am I right? ...guise?!"
3. "That's what she said! Right guise??!!" (crickets)
2. Pfft! Talk about latent insecurities and daddy issues..! Am I right? ...guise?!"
3. "That's what she said! Right guise??!!" (crickets)
by jedi_freshie May 1, 2015
Get the guise mug.A supposedly Irish surname that sounds more Italian, pronounced "guh-dare'-uh". Lineage is "black Irish", which are actually pasty white folks with dark hair and huge noggins, sometimes suffering from gigantism.
by TheRedRocket June 10, 2011
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by hogguy2000 May 16, 2018
Get the guider boy mug.Turkish name for amazing women. Someone, who is not afraid to speak her truth. She is lovely, kind and has the biggest heart in this world. Sometimes she is indecisive. She is really smart, especially in academics. An amazing human being with so much love in her life. You are lucky if you have the chance to meet a Gülseren.
by lalalandinmyhead November 22, 2021
Get the Gülseren mug.The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
by Smiffo November 7, 2018
Get the Sloppy Guiseppe mug.To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.
by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019
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