Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

guaranteeth

Guaranteed by your teeth

I'm telling you, this burger is the best in town. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

guaranteeth

Guaranteed by your teeth

I'm telling you, this burger's the best in town. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening

"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.

The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it

by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

Guarana Gutter

When you poor an energy drink into a women's vagina and proceed to fuck it
Usually done in an attempt to gain both the drinks energy and the natural high of sex.
Can be performed via either penetration or oral of the minge.

Bro, I just poured my Red Bull on her moot and fucked her, it was the Guarana Gutter!

Evan and me Guarana Guttered a chick with some V at revs on the weekend, it was dope.

by BigBustlinBibby June 1, 2021