child grooming

WE got miss Zoe Laverne aka child rapist grooming her 13-year-old friend

Child grooming- Grooming is used by ADULTS that are involved in building trust with a child and the adults around a child in an effort to gain access to and time alone with her/him aka THE CHILD which is ZOE LAVERNE.

My friend- Hey, did you hear that Zoe Laverne groomed her 13-year-old friend? Isn't that called child grooming
Me- YEA it is, she needs to be put in prison!

by I AIN'T NEVER SEEN 2 PRETTY BF December 2, 2020

grooming the growler

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

grooping

Group pooping.

So after eating Mexican, we all hit the bathroom for a big stinky grooping session.

by Mama life lesson August 28, 2015

grooming

Tony Lopez’ favorite thing to di

-Omg did you know what Tony Lopez did?
-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep

by mangoavocado February 1, 2021

Buzz Groomington

A similar type to Buzz Killington with sinister grooming qualities. Or in other words a very boring paedophille.

Craig: Oh look here comes Buzz.

Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.

Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!

by Big Dog S August 24, 2010

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.

As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.

by lkaw January 12, 2007

man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

by Da Burdman March 10, 2007