This is the day you leave high school with a diploma, and many gaping wounds and/or emotional pain/catharsis.
Wow, Tom! Congratulations on graduating from high school, isn't that a big relief?
Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*
Graduation
Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!
Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*
Graduation
Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!
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It's like an 'olly olly oxenfree' for your bowels, stomach and bladder. An involuntary reaction that causes one to vomit, shit and piss himself. This most often occurs during level 5 drunkenness or sometimes while sneezing violently.
It's rumored that grafundalo is an onomatopoeia of the sound one makes during the ordeal, or that it is a bastardization of an Italian word.
It's rumored that grafundalo is an onomatopoeia of the sound one makes during the ordeal, or that it is a bastardization of an Italian word.
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Example: "I cried so much at my graduation, I was scared to be leaving behind everything I'd ever known for 12 years of my life. But at the same time, excited to be starting something new and adventurous."
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