A type of thing for manly men, strictly heterosexual, but no girls allowed !!!! They sit in a circle in their grandma’s basement in their grandmas rocking chairs and go “BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH” while the drill sergeant yells at them to hold out. While they’re in the rocking chairs they are masturbating. And they have blank stares on their faces while they moan and groan. Only for da boyz. Reminder this gay orgy is definitely not gay at all. Then the grandma comes down to see da boyz having fun and decides to leave them alone. This is very sex related. After all da boyz leave, the grandma takes the rocking chairs and eats all the salty ice cream while going “boy this is good, real salty and white but good !!!”. And they all meet on Thursday’s to do this, or occasionally when they’re severely horny. Reminder: This is for very manly and heterosexual men. Totally not closeted at all.
Micheal was in a granny circle next to Ben.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.
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While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009
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person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane
person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane
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They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.
They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.
1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!
2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.
3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.
4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.
2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.
3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.
4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.
by Smeep August 6, 2007
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Get the granny grey bush mug.When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.
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