n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.
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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?
Total goalie fight.
Total goalie fight.
by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013
When a black male is having sex and when ejcaculating inside of the girl when the semen is half way down her the male sucks it back up like a vacuum saving the semen like a goali
by KiidWavy March 14, 2017
After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
by breakwall January 15, 2005
Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.
by braymo July 29, 2009
I was at the bar last night and Rachel’s friend Sandy was being the biggest rooster goalie. I could have gotten it in if she wasn’t there.
by sballgame23 November 1, 2021
The female equivalent of a cock-blocker. A friend who prevents a woman from scoring some action. Can also be called a "Trapper-Keeper".
"I could have hooked up with that guy if my ex didn't show up to this poetry reading... He's such a holie-goalie."
by alyssainfinity May 14, 2010
A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.
It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.
by Limeylady February 3, 2010