Holie-Goalie

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The female equivalent of a cock-blocker. A friend who prevents a woman from scoring some action. Can also be called a "Trapper-Keeper".

"I could have hooked up with that guy if my ex didn't show up to this poetry reading... He's such a holie-goalie."

Holie-Goalie by alyssainfinity May 14, 2010

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hole goalie

cock block

The female equivalent of a cock blocker.

"Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."

hole goalie by Chris Fritzen January 10, 2008

Related Words

Holie-Goalie • hole goalie • hoolie goolie • Holie • ManJawlina HOlie • homie • homie hopper • hollie • hole • hole in one

hoolie goolie

A use of a substance or a mixture of many substances used to manufacture fake crack cocaine.

Ex1. Dre has the best hoolie goolie in town. The smokers dont know till the pipe turn black.
Ex2. That nigga down the street sold me some hoolie goolie that just popped a bitch hootie!

hoolie goolie by Jessethatrackstar November 28, 2016

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026