pullin the goalie

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another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

pullin the goalie by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

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pullin the goalie

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.

Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.

pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

pulling the goalie by Houman February 1, 2006

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

pulling the goalie by nicklby October 20, 2012

Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the goalie by The Commadore August 17, 2008

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

Pulling the Goalie by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

pulling the goalie by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026