pullin the goalie 

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

pullin the goalie by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

pullin the goalie 

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.

Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.

pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

pulling the goalie by Houman February 1, 2006

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

pulling the goalie by nicklby October 20, 2012

Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the goalie by The Commadore August 17, 2008

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

Pulling the Goalie by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

pulling the goalie by Modern Women January 3, 2026