gloose

a monstrous white elephant that appears in your room when you are delirous from a high fever, or too much to drink.

AAArrrgh! There’s a gloose in my room!!

by bread infection December 4, 2009

Gloosh

1. a splashing of viscuous material at high speed.
2. to vomit.
3. a particularly powerful ejaculation.

1. When I threw the jell-o, it gloshed on the wall
2. I gloshed in the parking lot at MacDonalds.
3. When I jacked off, I glooshed so hard it hit the ceiling!

by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005

gloom cookie

Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.

Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.

A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.

Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.

The gloom cookie wore black on the outside, to show how black her soul was on the inside.

by Ragnvaeig April 3, 2006

gloomies

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.

Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?

by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

Ok gloomer

A repudiation for Gen Z and millennials when they're expressing imbalanced woke statements.

Gloomer: The planet will be destroyed if we don't stop climate change

Repudiater: Ok gloomer

by Sane 2020 December 30, 2019

gloomerize

to glamorize gloom

My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012

gloombo

The uncomfortable feeling of pulling out nose hair when you take out a booger.

person 1: *picking nose*
person 1: *get gloombo'd*
person 1: awwwaaaaa!!!!
*person 2 was not in the room at the time*

by Halloween Bucket April 22, 2018