global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

globalization

In a nutshell, the integration and exchange of ideas and goods globally. Hence the name, globalization. It benefits the middle class and especially the rich and powerful, but has hurt the poor and powerless.

Question: What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

by a5678 April 11, 2005

Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.

Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual

by wallo June 29, 2012

Golbat

Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.

Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.

by ADVDA May 2, 2009

Globetard

A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.

I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.

by Globetard May 6, 2017

Global dimming

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes

p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming

by koutsu August 20, 2012

Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.

Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?

by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019