When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
by Soffz84 November 16, 2017
Get the Geezed in my pants mug.Sky: oI boiZ, leT'z Geton sUm GEEEtz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz
by Benjamin James Kerr Millen November 29, 2018
Get the geeetz mug.An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the geezer shopping mug.Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021
Get the Geezers Gonna Geez mug.To ask someone if you could look at or have a turn with something (e.g. An instrument, game, car, etc)
by Taparee April 30, 2011
Get the gizza geez mug.by The Lost Sonnet April 6, 2011
Get the geetika mug.In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".
In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."
(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
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