Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.
A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.
by Mason Hanes June 13, 2015
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furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.
John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!
by Dan Matison August 18, 2013
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heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'
"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."
by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010
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Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.
"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"
by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010
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over furniture

Purchasing excessive furniture out of excitement and not realizing until later that all won't fit in the house
Moving to a new apartment combined with black friday sale made me purchase furniture which later never fitted in my living room. My house is now over furnitured
by rahulgos December 12, 2009
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Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash
Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!
by Minxylaboo July 23, 2008
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Outdoor furniture

Outdoor furniture is used when referring to a females naked breasts. Often used in conjunction with indoor furniture, referring to pussy.
"I spilled all over her outdoor furniture" (I came all over her chest)

"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"

"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.
by MattMastaP June 10, 2015
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