A fucking idiot of an Uncle.
Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
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Get the Funcky mug.Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
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Get the Funly mug.a fat ugly cow who has no rights and likes cake. you know when you meet a funcya because she will probably sit and squash you. they are a fat specie of cow. they like cake and eating cities they are cannibalistic and the ugliest creature you'll ever meet. their pimples like no other and their stomach the size of a city. they are ugly, vile 2and feral all in one creation. there are no known survivors who have seen a Funcya in person. be careful they are found in kitchens and Maccas.
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