fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

Fucknosed

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fucknoxious

the state of being fucking obnoxious.

damn bro, this cum dumpster is so fucknoxious.

by drunkard2326 June 6, 2010

Fuchotomy

A fuchotomy is when the cognitive dissonance in one's life is far more than a dichotomy.

Exasperated she said, "It's not that I am just angry or relieved; I am gob smacked, disillusioned, frustrated, sad, hopeless and tired. My mind is experiencing a fuchotomy!"

by Jamie Crickett October 18, 2023

fuckoffee

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.

Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?

by monkey69 July 1, 2007

fucknob

1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).

"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"

by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003

Fucknod

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005