Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010

low key freak

a person who fucks a lot but acts like he or she is innocent to the world of sex, but when you get them to bed, they turning your ass out!

Lets say you start with being kissed by a low key freak and the next thing you know you in a promiscuous position being attacked pleasurably, or standing/lying naked as your low key freak is sucking you up.

by Untraceable August 21, 2009

fernanda

a beautiful girl that every guy follows around and that every girl wants to be

Stefan: look at fernanda she looks beautiful today
Amanda: shit she looks that good everyday

by ariana <3 February 2, 2007

Music freak

Someone who appreciates music in it's entirety. Doesn't have a favourite band or artist.

They usually know everything about any genre of music and can tell good music from bad music.

Guy: That kid is a music freak! He has Motorhead, the Mars Volta and John Coltrane on his ipod! and he can recite every single lyric from the first 5 Pink Floyd albums

by fincape October 3, 2009

Fernanda

A big thicky with a heart that's even thicker. Looks best riding her John Deere tractor.

See that girl riding a tractor? She's a real Fernanda.

by anahis11 September 18, 2019

control freak

Someone who feels justified in attempting to control aspects of another persons life or manipulate others into doing what the controlling person wants. This person will eventually lose friends, have many failed relationships, only hang around people they believe are controllable/inferior to them, and last but not least pressure everyone else around them to think how they think. Some will change their ways but most do not. The only way they change is if they face a major loss in their life such as a divorce, a breakup, or being fired from their job that finally makes them start to question themselves instead of only the people around them.

Me: "i dont think i can go to the park right now, i have to do a couple of things"

Control Freak: "what do you mean? you just said you were gonna go ? just come with us we'll have a great time. you like the park"

Me: "i understand that i like the park but i just cant go i have something to do around that time"

Control Freak: "dude you just said it, this is ridiculous. why cant you go we talked about it all week? youll have a good time, me and (some non-demanding person) will be there. this is why your such a failure at (insert anything here) and youve gotta grow a pair and (insert baiting insults here)

Me: "sorry man im going to do some chores"

Control Freak: "WHATEVER MAN! im not going to invite you to the party now and im going to take back my ipod, your so unreliable and (insert faux punishment here)

Me: "whatever take your materialistic bullshit and shove it up your tight asshole."

by society is fail October 22, 2012

Franada

The shipping of the two Hetalia characters, the pervy France and.... Who was it? Oh right, Canada. Because France is France, it's quite a surprise that he chose Canada over, well, everyone. However, fangirls argue this makes their bond stronger and also it's in the textbooks that France took over many of Canada's vital regions. Ohohon~

Fangirl 1: omg I love Franada
Fangirl 2: why not Prucan
Fangirl 3: or France X world?

(Cat fight)

Or

Mr. Kumajiro: Who's in that Franada ship again? France and.....
Canada: me, Canadia, your owner!

by Le Alchemist October 28, 2013