Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*
by Press To Talk January 1, 2010
Get the Facepalm mug.A way of expressing exhaustion, or possibly extreme exasperation, or dumbfoundedness. A take on "facepalm", but more!
Tired: "OMG. I haven't slept in days . . . *facepalmdeskfloor*"
Shocked: "I can't believe she posted my drunk texts from last night on FB!" *fpdf*
Shocked: "I can't believe she posted my drunk texts from last night on FB!" *fpdf*
by Skidoodilybop August 13, 2010
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Person 1: I'm going to go look at rule 34 stuff with no precautions whatsoever!😄
Person 2: r/facepalm You fucking idiot.
Person 2: r/facepalm You fucking idiot.
by KawaiiDoodleQueen May 31, 2020
Get the r/facepalm mug."When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"
by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009
Get the Facepalmery mug.Derived from the Comedie de L'arte, the facepalm gesture signified a change of humour based on a realization, a change of mask, to put on a new face.
The gesture became a standard trope of grief or weeping in theatre but when used comedically, indicated a shared misfortune. Imported into Vaudeville, the Three Stooges' innovated the gesture as a surrealistic form of violence, indicating surprise, fear and disdain.
The completed gesture was a stock expression in newspaper comics and used in animated films, exaggerating a sense of mock tragedy or comic disbelief.
The gesture became a standard trope of grief or weeping in theatre but when used comedically, indicated a shared misfortune. Imported into Vaudeville, the Three Stooges' innovated the gesture as a surrealistic form of violence, indicating surprise, fear and disdain.
The completed gesture was a stock expression in newspaper comics and used in animated films, exaggerating a sense of mock tragedy or comic disbelief.
Curly facepalmed himself when he saw the ghost, then peeped through his fingers to see if it was still there. Instead Moe was standing there, and asked "Whats the matter with you?" and tried to poke Curly in both eyes with his fingers. Curly defended by turning his facepalm into a noseshield which caught Moe's poke. In retaliation, Moe doubled Curly over with a punch in the stomach and straigtened him up with a fist to the head. It was then that Moe saw the ghost and both facepalmed, peeping through their fingers. Instead Larry was standing there asking "Where did you guys go?" etc.
by Pottergreen August 6, 2011
Get the facepalm mug.1. "last minute" grocery shopping (usually Sunday) while intoxicated (drunk/hung over and/or stoned) that was supposed to be done on the previous Friday or Saturday (but was deemed less of a priority then bingeing) often forgetting one or more essential items after paying and leaving the store/shop after it has closed
2. Urgent/last minute grocery shopping (usually sunday) only arriving seconds before the shop/store is about to or has closed for the day
3. Waking up on a sunday morning after a "heavy" weekend (Friday and Saturday) of binge drinking/drug taking with a massive hangover/headache and unknown partner/s (usually sexual) beside you that you don't remember anything or who they are but are dreading the aftermath of what happened.
4. The one day or days of the year that Jesus (christianity), God or any saints and/or deities look down onto the Earth from their place of residence and cringe/express disbelief, shame or disgust towards humanity's frequent acts of stupidity
5. Fusion/combination of "Facepalm" & "Palm sunday"
2. Urgent/last minute grocery shopping (usually sunday) only arriving seconds before the shop/store is about to or has closed for the day
3. Waking up on a sunday morning after a "heavy" weekend (Friday and Saturday) of binge drinking/drug taking with a massive hangover/headache and unknown partner/s (usually sexual) beside you that you don't remember anything or who they are but are dreading the aftermath of what happened.
4. The one day or days of the year that Jesus (christianity), God or any saints and/or deities look down onto the Earth from their place of residence and cringe/express disbelief, shame or disgust towards humanity's frequent acts of stupidity
5. Fusion/combination of "Facepalm" & "Palm sunday"
1) When shopping on a sunday, see how many people are hung over and are seconds away from a facepalm momment
2) man arrives at a supermarket only to see the front doors closed, looking to the manage who just locked the doors, the manager shakes his head and points to the list of clearly visible opening hours
Man: *moans* OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!
Store manager shakes his head
Man reads the sign indicating store opening hours, sighs and facepalms at his own lazyness/stupidity for not reading the opening hours - facepalm sunday momment
2) man arrives at a supermarket only to see the front doors closed, looking to the manage who just locked the doors, the manager shakes his head and points to the list of clearly visible opening hours
Man: *moans* OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!
Store manager shakes his head
Man reads the sign indicating store opening hours, sighs and facepalms at his own lazyness/stupidity for not reading the opening hours - facepalm sunday momment
by Mad-Jack June 3, 2010
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