Facebook Fondle

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.

"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."

"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"

by The bigjoe December 7, 2009

fondle

Sophisticated, middle age term for rubbing in a sexual manner.

And lo, Robert XXIII did set forth lustfully amongst his sexual organ, and it didsth respond to his fondling in an acceptable manner, not unlike such of that of a mongrel when it is stroked; And there was much rejoicing.

by Buttfucked September 29, 2003

fondled

the autocorrected version of "donesies"
see donesies

Band camp is totally fondled, guys!

by saw2th August 23, 2011

fondle

to toy with in a sexual manner

would you like to fondle my bussoms

by allyson November 13, 2002

fondle

to hold cuddle, kiss, caress,ect. what you do brfoer sex to get in the mood. Ü

as we lay on the bed we fondled eachother. he strokes my brests and slowly moved his lage hand down my smoth body, while i played with his balls and rubbed his fat dick.

by nyob what my name is September 14, 2006

fongleton

The little clip that holds bread in a bag

Dude, where'd the fongleton go?

I don't know, bro. It must have fallen off when I took the bread out.

by hebedejeb October 1, 2019

mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

by cerealman July 6, 2011