fucknut

A nut on a vehicle, or other mechanical device, in a group of nuts that's usually the last nut to remove but gets rounded off presenting you with bigger problems.

Four lugnuts on my wheel came off easy, but the fifth & last one is all rounded off & I now I'm fucked... Stupid fucknut!

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

Fucknut

Someone who has BFE and has achieved both Megamind status and Big brain hours

Olivia is jealous of Peyton because she knows she will never be the fucknut he is

by OFFDAKOOLAID December 14, 2019

Fucknut's Stalker

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.

Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.

by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011

Fucknut

Something I call my boyfriend. :)

I love you fucknut!

by Lil Blow Sleep. September 17, 2019

Fucknut

n. Oleg, the disrespectfuck who gets loose & steals peoples internet even when its REALLY crappy.

Fucknut- A Faller or
A person who made up a game find HILLARY in a sea of OBAMA names...also thinks hes "cool".
Someone who makes lots of hilarious AIM typing errors.

by Baller / Tu Madre July 6, 2008

Fucknutriloquist

Someone who speaks on behalf of a fucknut.

I saw the article you wrote with the little fuckme's in it, it reminded me of myself. I had to tell you about it, so you wouldn't do it again, fucknut. Next time you need a fucknutriloquist, I'll have to charge my hourly rate.

by PropensiblyX3 February 9, 2017

Fucknut

A person who does things like take a great story to television with an unlimited budget and choose to use less than offered to slowly liquidate the universe of that story over the years and ruin everything (i.e. David Benioff or D.B. Weiss).

David Benioff is a fucknut. D.B. Weiss is a fucknut. David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are both fucknuts.

by PKDL June 27, 2019