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Straight Flossin

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.
"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"
by The Huggy Bear July 20, 2006
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cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.
Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!
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Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
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prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.
Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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get your teeth flossed

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.
Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.
by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012
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Flossing

A type of dance popular with middle schoolers, involves using arms to dance.
hey, did u see mia flossing in the cafeteria?
by koalas.eat.corn June 12, 2018
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ballin flossin

1)Ballin Flossin (n) Title or appellation given to ESPN basketball analyst Greg Anthony in the 2006-2007 NBA season by Sportcenter host Stuart Scott

2)ballin flossin (adj) describes person or thing that demonstrates or possesses attributes of being both ballin and flossin in synergistic fashion that increases the individual factors potency beyond a level achievable separately

3)Related subject matter: Ballaflossaholicism. Although Greg Anthony uses his title in moderation. The very existence of concept ballin flossin begs the question can their be such phenomenon as ballaflossaholic as there have been known cases of people being ballaholic s and flossaholic s
1)example: Stuart: “Now over to Ballin’ Flossin’ Greg (Anthony)”

2)example: Man that driver of that big bodied whip is ballin flossin
by What exactly is a panty raider October 18, 2007
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