oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.

Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.

by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006

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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.

Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!

by weave August 10, 2003

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A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

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flatulator alligator

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"

Jeez, Rory's one hell of a flatulator alligator!

by Macavity October 31, 2003

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Flatulatio

The art of sucking a fart out of the anus of a partner/victim.
Derived from the latin words 'felatio' and 'flatulation'.

Price: Come here Tashie, I want a bit of flatulatio and I like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me Johnny Bravo.
Tashie: Yes Mr.President. Right away.
Yours Sincerly,
C. Price

by N. Bradley January 9, 2008

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flatulatology

the study of farts

My dad has an honorary degree in flatulatology.

by yy4u September 5, 2009

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flatuface

the frozen look on someones face when someone sitting in front of them i.e. church , the movie theater, on a bus train plane or automobile. after that person in front silently farts and it hits the person behind them in the face with ass gas.

everything was fine at the dmv for joey , until right before they called his number he was overcome by FLATUFACE.. the person who dealt it pretended it wasnt them .,, but he did say... nice flatuface!!

by Wayback April 22, 2018

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