Flacid

When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.

Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!

Phillis: haha bet you won't!

Chip: *whacks her in the face*

Phillis: .....did that really just happen

by traelsldffadlsk February 4, 2012

Flapdoodle

When you're running and your penis starts flapping in the wind

"Dude, how was the race?"
"Pretty good, I had some serious flapdoodle though."

by rektmateo August 13, 2015

cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

fapid

Stimulating sexually, but not intellectually.

From "fap" + "vapid"

While she was not astute enough to understand his references to Anias Nin and Charlotte Rampling, her fapidity would prove useful to Brian later that night, after being rejected and going home alone.

by frankie says RELAX May 30, 2009

flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.

for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.

by runn141 May 5, 2009

flapdick

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.

"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"

by Reusch April 14, 2008

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009