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flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food
Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.
by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011
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dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
by Ben Govett August 10, 2006
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Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
by flying gamose February 23, 2018
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Flaming Charisma

A state of being; also used to describe the strong and silent type.
Quick, Minho! Give us some flaming charisma!
by Shining Shineee May 10, 2010
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Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.
"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"
by WordWizardSwag October 8, 2014
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Flanking

In a video game, flanking means going behind someone, or when someone is coming behind you.
Watch out dude, he is flanking us!
I'm gonna go and flank them.
by FROMENXD December 19, 2018
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Flaming Cock

The act of dipping your penis in a shot glass filled with a flammable alcohol, then proceeding to light your penis on fire. After putting the fire out, you drink the remaining alcohol in the shot glass.
"I totally pulled a flaming cock last night"
by Flemming Koch October 1, 2013
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