steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.

"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008

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Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

by 13stewda September 20, 2009

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shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

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Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

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