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waxing the flagpole

When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
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steamy creamy flagpole 

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

swimming flagpole 

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.
swimming flagpole by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

toads flagpole 

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
toads flagpole by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023

Elementary Flagpole 

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole

Vietnamese Flagpole 

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

Devil's Flagpole 

An erect penis.
Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.