Jiminy Fiminy

General euphemism for unspeakable yet socially acceptable acts of sodomy/mutual masturabation/heavy petting among consenting adults, usually of the same sex. Also British Slang for generally dodgy behaviour or misguided acts of affection. Never an insult, always with a raised eyebrow. Could also be a severe form of social embarrassment.

Stuart got promoted after some Jiminy Fiminy with Kevin.

Jiminy Fiminy is not Cricket.

by nuguns October 7, 2008

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by SkeletonGuy December 9, 2018

fixing to

going to or about to. Used only in the deep south or by people from the deep south.

Also pronounced as "fittina".

Hey y'all! I reckon I'm fixing to marry my cousin who's also my sister!

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

Fixinuh

Making preparations to engage in a particular task.
Also this particular task may likely never actually happen.

I'm fixinuh go fix that leaky spicket.

by izzatadinasaur July 14, 2009

Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit

When you’re about to SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

HEY JERMENY I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

by Oral Anul February 13, 2020

Fixing guitars

making-out. but the next day, denying it.

I couldnt come to your party because my guitar broke and _________ had to fix it.

by ohhh,why do you want to know? August 6, 2003