Fitted

An adjective used to describe someones appearance. Used when someone has a style that is both legit and unique.

My boys always fitted. He never dresses sloppy.

by Jeffrey E January 4, 2008

Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

Fisted

1. The past tense of the act of inserting a fist into a body cavity or orafice.

2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.

3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.

1. "He fisted her in the ass, but shes in to that sort of thing"

2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."

3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."

by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006

i fisted your mother

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."

john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*

by acooley May 12, 2008

fitted

when your outfit lookz good and is coordinated

DANG.... check out that breezie sure is fitted fa sho

by Rolex4shiz January 22, 2005

fitted

A hat that is not adjustable in size
flyer than a cap
not supposed to be form fitting on your head like a yamica. it is supposed to be tilted and a couple sizes to big unless you are a white boy in Maine.

Fitteds are fly as Hell.
the Best fitted is the Detroit D.

by Pontiac April 9, 2006

fainted out

A term used to describe when someone passes out because of reasons other than alcohol consumption; used when one does not want to seem like a panzie and use the word faint but at the same time be clear in conveying that they passed out without being trashed.

Enrique: Hey dude, what happened to you last night? I called you to come party with us. You wouldn't ditch your buds and go party with someone else I hope.

Dude: Naw man, Ive been sick and I fainted out, I think I should go to the doc or something.

by kecook November 9, 2008