A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.
"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
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they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly
these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies
you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)
they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church
also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly
these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies
you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)
they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church
also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin
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An English composer famous for being part of New Complexity. His pieces are known for being totally impossible and are a jumbled mess of cacophony that resembles no tune (but are funny to hear and watch being performed).
Some of his most known pieces are English Country Tunes, an insult to England and the word " tune" too, and Verdi's transcription, a ruined version of many Verdi's pieces.
Some of his most known pieces are English Country Tunes, an insult to England and the word " tune" too, and Verdi's transcription, a ruined version of many Verdi's pieces.
A) Is that a Michael Finnissy piece for solo piano?
B) Yeah, but I didn't practice it. I just slam my hands on the keys, and sometimes the feet too.
B) Yeah, but I didn't practice it. I just slam my hands on the keys, and sometimes the feet too.
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Get the D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol mug.One who may or may not be from Finland, but is able to Finish with a good looking Female. If you are Finnish, you most likely woke up the next day with a little extra swagger in your step.
Hey Josh, Did you wake up today feeling Finnish or Swedish?
Hey guys, I booked a 1 way flight to Finland this weekend!
This morning, I woke up and somehow knew the Finnish National Anthem.
Hey guys, I booked a 1 way flight to Finland this weekend!
This morning, I woke up and somehow knew the Finnish National Anthem.
by Sparty 2482 August 4, 2009
Get the Finnish mug.Origin from the people of Finland. To be finish not in the sense of nationality but as a state of being. This is referred to in a negative sense of people refusing to submit to peer pressure.
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