FMITBH

Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.

1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!

by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010

figit spinner

It's a toy for kids that have ADHD. Its a hand toy that u spin and adds a breeze feeling which gets addicting. They sell them at 7-Eleven and other gas stations for about $10

Aye Dicky is selling them figit spinners at lunch for $10.

by Jellyfam_uzi May 21, 2017

FMITA eyes

Similiar to 'bedroom eyes' but more specific. It's the eyes a woman gives you that means 'fuck me in the ass'. If the woman looks like she takes it in the ass and she gives you the bedroom eyes, she may actually be giving you the FMITA eyes

"That skanky bitch over there just gave me the FMITA eyes. I'm gonna take her home and fuck her in the ass"

by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

fmitacilj

FMITACILJ means: fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus. Amen goodnight 💤

Person: omg gurl he is sooo hot

Person 2: he can just FMITACILJ

by SmArT aSs HoE June 18, 2018

Tuin Finity

Where my 5 year old says Buzz Lighter goes.

Tuin Finity and Dion

by SerenaViolet February 7, 2010

fmita

f*ck me in the *sshole

basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong

person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita

by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Fimrite

Someone who flexs way to much about there technology and will bully u for the rest of your life.

I think that guy's a Fimrite.

by R3333333 May 5, 2021