4 definition by notGodbutclose

Top Definition
from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Mug icon
Buy a Instagram Prime Time mug!
f*ck me in the *sshole

basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong
person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita
by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Mug icon
Buy a fmita mug!
(noun)
1. the ultimate example of friendship in the universe
2. has the otherworldly power to ruin relationships
3. if you are on someone's Snapchat best friend list you are a true and faithful companion
person 1: HEY ARE YOU ON SO-SO'S SNAPCHAT BEST FRIEND LIST
person 2: yeah ;)))))
person 1: WOW YOU MUST BE GREAT FRIENDS
by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Mug icon
Buy a best friend list mug!
(noun)
a branch of stereotypical girls who, mainly, refer to their boyfriends as daddy.

a few warning signs that a girl may be "daddy af" are:
A: have "aesthetic" instagrams
B: have big pouty lips (usually in bright pink lipstick)
C: really like to be called "baby girl"
person 1: do you know sara?
person 2: don't go out with her she's one of those daddy af girls!!
person 1: oh ew that shit is creepy
by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Mug icon
Buy a daddy af girls mug!