fmita

f*ck me in the *sshole

basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong
person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita
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Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!
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The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.
1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

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"Oh, FMITA, FMITA!"

"BOHICA."
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Short for fu** me in the ass. Used when even events take a turn for the negative, usually impacting you.
You go all in on a straight flush, the last card draws your opponent a royal flush; hence you can say "Well, FMITA!"
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Fmita means Fuck me in the ass. It is used in moments when something bad occurs.
Katie, that’s such an fmita moment!
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