fartastic

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.

son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

Feitan

A short yet handsome man who is capable of decaptitating your head in seconds, he appears in the anime

HUNTER X HUNTER, girls who simp for him have daddy issues, and taste. He also has no grammar and belongs in the Phantom troupe. His weapon is an umbrella and will slice you into peices if you try to touch him.

Omg I love Feitan so much.
Uhhh girl you have daddy issues, but damm me too.

by yuch2593 September 29, 2020

Fartabout

nomadic excursions into an urban jungle made by a farter. a mini getaway from a group of friends to "air out."

i used to wonder why julie would mysteriously leave the room... but after dating for a couple months i realized she was just going for a fartabout.

by MisterArcher March 6, 2010

Feetagrapher

A person who takes feet pictures only.

Hey i met a great feetagrapher the other day his name is max.

by Adnan998 August 17, 2022

fartass

Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole

Did you just fartass that dolphin?

by awesome darkness March 23, 2009

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

Fartation

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.

My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.

by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010