shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

Double-faced entendre

Somebody who has two totally different personalities. One side being an angel and the other side being the devil.

Man 1: Dude, she's not good for you.
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She's a double-faced entendre.

by DaAdault June 23, 2021

family night faded

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado

Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine

by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015

Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

by Big Evil! November 29, 2004

2-FACED

Someone who is on a person's side one minute, and then takes someone elses side.

Elexia is a 2-faced girl, she was supposed to be my friend.

by Ernst Yvelle November 10, 2013

Fadednese

Language you talk when your either Drunk or high

Yesterday I was gone and talking/texting in Fadednese😂

by queen_ht2 January 5, 2020

Fang Faced Slut

A female with horrible teeth (almost fanglike) who is very promiscuous. Can come in different sizes - but always dresses like a feral. When in the back of a car will go down like the titanic... to be avoided at all costs, and ALWAYS use disinfectant and a minimum of 5 condoms if you are ever desperate enough to go there... has a troll hole you can smell coming from a miles radius.

Didn't you hear? That fang faced slut gave Ray crabs!!

by We hate fang faced sluts November 22, 2011