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Faceless mort

Someone you once considered a friend but due to their stupidity or just lack of respect in regards to paying the bill or even sticking to their word and now they are just another faceless mort in the crowd
"Next time I see you in the street don't bother saying hello cos you'll be just another faceless mort in the crowd"
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Facepet

A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.

Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.
Kneel, face pet!

So I got myself a new facepet and this time, it's a girl.
by HisFreakness May 31, 2018
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facedesk

Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009
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Faceroller

1. Someone that knows nothing about a pc or technology in general.


2. Can also be used to refer about playing different classes in World of Warcraft. At the time of this writing players with Rogues and Warlocks are known to be facerollers in PVP. That is, it doesn't take much skill to play either class, just someone rolling their face on the keyboard can rack up honor in PVP.
1. "My mom is such a faceroller when it comes to pc's"

2. "Dude, I facerolled my way to PVP epix!!111oneone"
by Spurcell November 5, 2008
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faceFreudianbook Slip

A Freudian Slip made on facebook, unlike Freudian slips this is written rather than spoken; a serious faux pas on facebook where the writer writes something other than what they ostensibly meant to say.
When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!
by jmspaesq October 25, 2010
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Faceraped

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.
Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.
by Facefaced January 23, 2010
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Facemelt

1: Intricate, fast, and unbelievably skillful playing of guitar, Usually referring to a solo or just random shredding.

2: A substitute for "Unbelievable", "Amazing", "Astounding", and other remarks of extreme approval; Usually referring to music.

3: World Of Warcraft-specific slang for the Shadow Priest class.

4: A term for when a man ejaculates a large quantity of semen on a woman's face, thus giving it the appearance of "melting"
1) The guitar on Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce is facemelting with it's speed and melody.

2) The band Joe had playing on the stereo was facemeltingly good.

3) I was grinding my paladin up some levels when this jerk obliterated me with his facemelter.

4) The facemelter, as seen in countless pornographic videos and pictures.
by Kolle January 3, 2008
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