eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.

Fuck... My mom got a emachines...

by XIII November 7, 2004

Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!

by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008

lets get naked and throw ice at each other

One of many failed pick up lines used by skinny small town men to try to catch a glimpse of female breasts.

"Lets get naked and throw ice at each other." "Uhh Maybe Later."

by Anonymous friend April 11, 2005

ewaculate

wacking off to the point of a massive ejaculation

Tyler was ewaculating while watching 2girls1cup

"aww dude cant you see I'm busy trying to ewaculate right now?"

by itsahairflip21 April 21, 2008

EWAShock

A EWAShock also known as a "Video Game Jobber" is someone who makes other players look good. Unlike an actual "jobber", a EWAShock doesn't lose on purpose, but truly believes they are the best.

Person 1
"Did you go to that tournament last weekend? Man, I felt like I was in a room full of EWAShocks!"

Person 2
"That's funny, was he convinced he was still better than you after you beat him?"

by Big Bob Schlacci August 22, 2011

Eacha

A word that’s used to set up a deez nuts joke. It’s usually used in a slick or hidden way when discussing places such as countries, cities, clubs, bars, etc.

Victim: talking about their trip

Jokester: “Did you visit Eacha?”
Victim: Eacha? What is that?
Jokester: “ Naw man. Eacha deez nuts”

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

Ekachit

Name Ekachit or (no variations) means
Possessing Ones Mind; Complete Concentration; Calm; Reposed. Person with name Ekachit are trustworthy . They can steer every situation according to their choice and wish. Positively they are extrovert people. These people are sympathetic towards other human being. These natives are exceptionally creative.A spiritual mind is a common feature conspicuously present in these natives. They believe in fate and would like to surrender to destiny. These people implore to take charge of every situation they come across in their life. They crave for liberty. They also have a liberating mind for others. Chaos is what they dislike most. On the contrary they prefer a sanctity at places where they live or work.
The natives with name Ekachit are likely to be very clear vision as far as their life opinions are concerned. They are honest too in their dealings. They are very free-minded lying bare their mind and have no hesitation to do so. The extreme straight cut way they adopt may hurt others sometimes. However, these people are not bothered about that. Natives of this name have a rigid determination. People who fall under this section show qualities of bravery. A very noteworthy feature of these persons is the thing, which they have a towering confidence, which helps them to succeed in their ways. A dominating tendency is to see very commonly in these natives. They enjoy subordinating others. These people are of a materialistic mind.

Anonymous one man ekachit....

by Your idiotic friend😜 December 6, 2021