Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011

Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022

False equivalence

Used when a liberal has absolutely no comeback for your undeniable facts and comparisons. Employed when they have no rebuttal and completely run out of feelings.

Well thats just false equivalence. Explain to me how it is. It just is so your facts are now rendered useless to me

by Qrut September 17, 2020

equis

Equis is spanish slang word used like "for reals"

Esta loca,

Equis si esta un poco locita

She's crazy
For reals she is crazy

by heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy18 May 11, 2016

Dirty Equius

A dirty equius is when you have anal sex with a horse, and then when it cums you put an anal plug in, then take it out, making a cum explosion

I can’t wait for Mimi to give me a dirty equius tonight!

by strawberrymilksh4ke September 28, 2021

equiviolent

adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.

Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.

by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010

equivodate

The use of ambiguous or unclear expressions to mislead and secure social engagements.

He had the misleading user name Longstrokes believing it was better to equivodate than to not date at all.

by Queen of Irreverence October 22, 2011