Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).
Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
by gopas April 16, 2008
Get the email paranoia mug.The condition of being enslaved by the contents of your inbox for an inordinately long period of time. This typically takes place in one of three situations.
1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.
2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.
3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.
2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.
3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
Sorry Bill, I can't come to your cocaine and strippers party. I'm facing three days of ejail after this fucking conference.
by Gun Arvidssen December 27, 2009
Get the ejail mug.A not-so-subtle way to change the subject when you are about to be faced with being wrong about something. This is a reference to overlooking many many many problems with donald trump due to the single issue of Hillary Clinton's private email server, and using that reason as both a reason and defense for voting for him. This is currently used by trump voters any time any legitimate fault is found of Mr. trump.
Person A: "Mr. trump rants that the media inaccurately covers him but when a reporter is kindly attempting to get his point of view he not only refuses to give it, asking the reporter to figure it out on their own, then cuts off the interview. It seems his real issue with the media is that they WON"t lie for him."
Person B: "But her emails!"
Person B: "But her emails!"
by CLS 8888 May 27, 2017
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"Emailable" is an antonym of "confidential." Never trust your secrets to email.
It's a rough unchecked draft, not for print, but quite emailable.
"Emailable" is an antonym of "confidential." Never trust your secrets to email.
It's a rough unchecked draft, not for print, but quite emailable.
by Mike Epstein October 8, 2003
Get the emailable mug.The wingnut response to any attempt to bring up Trump's four-year war on the American people. Basically "but her emails" except dumber.
"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"
"but Hunter Biden's emails"
"but Hunter Biden's emails"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020
Get the but Hunter Biden's emails mug.When a user employs email for situations that should be handled face to face; the use of email as an avoidance technique; use of email for passive-aggressive means
by Bryan Hurlbut May 16, 2008
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