Skip to main content

google earthing

What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.
I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.
by kginatl September 13, 2008
mugGet the google earthing mug.

Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc
Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son
by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018
mugGet the Flat Earth Society mug.

Scorched Earth Policy

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.
Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."
by Chereb September 22, 2018
mugGet the Scorched Earth Policy mug.

Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day
Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease
by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017
mugGet the Planet Earth mug.

earthbound

The greatest game ever. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo save the world from the evil Gigyas and the backstabbing Pokey. All other games pale in comparison to Earthbound.
New Aged Retro Hippie uses protractor.
New Aged Retro Hippie can now measure things easily.
Ness attacks. SSSMMMMAAASSSSHHHH!!!
New Aged Retro Hippie returns to normal. You have won!!!
by Sodomy August 2, 2004
mugGet the earthbound mug.

Earthbound

The most underrated RPG ever made. Released for the SNES back in the mid 1990's, it revolved around 4 kids that meet up with eachother throughout the course of the game to defeat an Alien (Gigyas) that plans to destroy the Universe in the future.

The game was known for it's off-beat humor (much of it being quirky Japanese portrayals of American culture), and ridiculously addictive gameplay, along with a great story. While it was very popular upon it's release in Japan, it didn't do so well in the US, despite massive promotion, since many people found the simple graphics a turn-off, and it was released later in the systems life, when the next generation of gaming consoles was beginning to break into the market (At the time, being Sega Saturn and Playstation).

The game later developed a massive cult following, as people who weren't exposed to it when it was new discovered just how great it is. A sequel, Mother 3, came out in Japan for GBA, but has seen no official US release.
#1

- "Dude, I'm so tired"
- "Why's that?"
- "I was up all night playing Earthbound again..."

#2

Since Earthbound is considered such a rare classic now, original cartridges of the game now go for small fortunes on Ebay!
by FlightofIcarus March 24, 2010
mugGet the Earthbound mug.

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.
Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.
by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021
mugGet the Earth Quaking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email