Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

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coat dwarf

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.

Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.

by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018

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dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

by lifefornow May 16, 2006

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dwarf toe

A big toe that is significantly smaller or shorter than one's second toe.

John: Gross Dillon your big toe is a midget compared to your second toe!

Dillon: Yeah, I have a real Dwarf Toe.

Alexis: Derr!

by genx_doaner September 8, 2011

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Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

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