scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

Liquor Quicker dicker

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.

Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Deckerstar

The ship name for Lucifer Morningstar and Chloe Decker in the Netflix film, Lucifer

"Ugggg, I wish Chloe and Lucifer would get together already!!! Deckerstar shippers unite!!!!!!"

by TrixieMorningstar June 19, 2019

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.

Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind

by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013

Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.

Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson

by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018

Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.

Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012