Doucheronic

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

douchenugget

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

by Bealzy October 10, 2014

douchemongerer

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

Douchenanigans

Acts of which are supremely douchey in nature. Performed by some people, they may be witty and ironic. Performed by the wrong kind of people, however, they become dangerous and douchy. These may include:

-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors

"Bro, let's go get some 'stones and get tanked and steal a couch from our neighbors place bro!"

^^Major douchenanigans.

Also see: Tomdouchery

by FTAggie November 17, 2009

doucheosphere

When someone who is a douchebag experiences the delusion that not only is he not simply a disposable, usless bags of douche who does not assist in the functioning of the planet in any way, but also that he is important enough to actually be a planet, and he begins orbiting his own douchey self.

We could tell he was really living within his own doucheosphere when he tried to sue his ex for dumping his sorry ass.

by RachelTheWastedHouseWife June 4, 2010

Douchenuke

Someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.

Those people from Jersey Shore are such douchenukes.

by Foofy! May 9, 2011

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011