Douchenozzlesucker

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.

I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!

by rexdime November 22, 2011

douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005

douchenozzle

a person who is a dounche bag

to be used in place of douche bag

That dude is a total duchenozzle.

by the latin freaks November 16, 2004

douchenozzle

Chris Carraba, as pointed out in the equally douche magazine Alternative Press.

Chris Carraba is totally a douchenozzle. 'nuff said.

by Denise March 26, 2004

Douchenozzle

Someone who is either a bitch (in person or behind your back), an asshole, stuck up, too serious, judgmental, jealous or snotty

I would go to the party next door but my neighbor Debbie is a douchenozzle

by Billzonwheelz June 17, 2015

Douchenozzle

A douchebag that is a fuckboy

Man your ex is such a douchenozzle

by Gryffinclaw.hpfreak December 30, 2016

Douchenozzle

The art of being a stupid ass fuccboi

Drew: did you notice that Alex is making some really bad decisions lately?
Andy: yeah he's being a real douchenozzle

by Beckylemmesmash April 28, 2017