DoucheMonger

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

by shmelenix October 24, 2009

douchemonster

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity

denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster

by tonidiocy February 16, 2009

Douchemandzadeh

To be so full of yourself that you don't allow anyone around you to run his/her game. To be such a douche that people can rightfully compare you to TJ Houshmandzadeh.

Terrell Owens is such a Douchemandzadeh.

by Burnamen July 5, 2011

Douchecon Five

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

by casejake26 August 28, 2009

douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019

douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

douchemongler

Worse than being a douche, douchemongler is someone who never respects anyone or their possessions.

Paul never respects my feels, he is such a douchemongler.

by GainsAboveAll February 21, 2015