One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)
1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.
by Batesville December 7, 2006
by Tammi November 26, 2003
1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.
by John Barry November 22, 2004
by ~Bodi~ June 7, 2006
Stacy and Nicole's FAVORITE pastime! We have found that the best dumpster's are any dollar store. They throw away TONS of GREAT things!
The best things that these 2 girls: Stacy and Nicole have found:
New, unopened DVD's
Jewlery
Money
Pet Food
Tic Tacs
Office supplies
Pills
Magazines and Books
Homless men that have become thier good friend's.
They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!
The best things that these 2 girls: Stacy and Nicole have found:
New, unopened DVD's
Jewlery
Money
Pet Food
Tic Tacs
Office supplies
Pills
Magazines and Books
Homless men that have become thier good friend's.
They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!
Nicole says, " Mom!! It's Monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on Wolcott Street BECAUSE you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!"
Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."
Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"
Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"
We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"
Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."
Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"
Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"
We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"
by Stacy and Nicole July 28, 2006
When you take a shit and the turd dives right down the hole of the toilet and you dont see it anymore
I was on the toilet heard a plop and when i got up nothing was there.... must have been an Olympic diver
by Awesome beard March 21, 2017