Ditching Chain

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.

"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."

by Bilox January 13, 2010

dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.

If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.

by wichita February 9, 2008

Ditch Lilly

(noun) An attractive girl that comes from a bad family or a low-class environment.

Derived from growers of rare strains of the Day Lilly flower, who refer to the common orange-and-yellow Day Lilly as a "Ditch Lilly". The flower is quite beautiful, but it can be found growing in the wild amongst weeds.

Shannon was quite pretty but her abusive parents and trailer-park address marked her forever a Ditch Lilly.

by Stubblecat July 18, 2006

Detechtive

Detectives dealing with high tech crimes. Such as digital forensic investigations involving cell phones or computer extractions for evidence.

This computer needs to be forensically examined by a high tech crimes detechtive.

by Captain TJD August 21, 2018

Fap Ditch

When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.

Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

bitch in the ditch

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.

Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now

by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007