dingbattery

The amalgamation and demonstration of nonsensical, forgetful, and impulsive behavior that manifests in the outward appearance of a dingbat. The individual typically offers some value in a relationship but deviates to atypical behavior and conversational norms.

Not dissimilar to a nincompoop and corresponding nincompoopery, however the nincompoop typically does not offer value.

These messages from Tina make no sense. I can't tell if it's dingbattery or skullduggery.

by Pale Rider July 13, 2023

Dingbattery

The act of being a dingbat

“That’s some real dingbattery”

by brenkat December 20, 2023

Dingbat Device

An object that the user thinks works, but really actually doesn't.

Did you see Nick had gotten one of those Q-link necklaces? He really thinks it helps his golf game.

Dude that's just a dingbat device. It's all in his head.

by Ohmanthatissotrue April 24, 2010

Dingbatitude

Being in a frequent state of unneccesary confusion and panic, especially when confronted with a change in routine; easily knocked off balance emotionally. Like Edith Bunker, in All In The Family.

Bob lost his Blackberry again and he's waving his arms in a panic. It's probably up his ass. He has some serious dingbatitude!

by FraidyCatt December 8, 2010

dingbat

Someone who compulsively checks their smartphone every time it makes a sound indicating they've received a text or email.

Every time her phone makes a noise, she rushes to check it. What a dingbat!

by Superhamster! August 17, 2016

Dingbat

a person who says stupid things, or does stupid stuff. dingbats are generally stupid all together, and are usually friends with other dingbats. dingbats enjoy re-stating simple questions after they are explained, and not following simple instructions.

teacher- okay class, cut it out, and glue it in.
student- *glues in the entire paper*
teacher- are yu a dingbat? i just told you what to do!?

by olie bollie April 24, 2017

Dingbat

A dingbat is an incredibly stupid ass hoe who can’t keep their mouth shut and everybody hates them!

Woah! Look at that dumbass dingbat jones

by Dingus batious May 26, 2018