Dickstinct

The blocking reaction made or the feeling like someone is going to hit you in the junk

She was going to knee me in the junk but then my dickstinct kicked in.

by The sexicutioner March 31, 2015

dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.

She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.

by Etaoin September 9, 2016

Dickmantizing

To give such good dick to someone they get on one knee and propose or they fall in love with you

Darrien out here dickmantizing females, they falling for him left and right

by Milk_Dud October 31, 2017

dicksplantion

When you are explaining why you are/were a dick, this is a dicksplanation.

When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.

by Wildest one February 12, 2018

dickstract

The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick

Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019

Dickstract

When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings

Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that

by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019

dickpants

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022